Here are the Top Ten Directors in Hollywood who should be launched in a rocket headed for the sun. (Pajiba)

Kirsten Bell has collarbones sculpted by none other than Zeus himself. (usemycomputer)

What kind of bullcrap are Janet Jackson's people going to try to spin to cover up her illness being related to gastric bypass surgery gone wrong? (Yeeeah!)

"Charm School" is back!! October 12th can not get here fast enough. (Seriously? OMG!)

Some cop took pictures of Heather Locklear being arrested on his personal cell phone as "evidence." Yeah, evidence to his friends and family that being an LA cop is the bitchinist job in the world! (The Blemish)

James Blunt will stop singing for the right price? Would the right price be a personal offer by myself not to kick him in the nuts? (Celebitchy)

Heidi Montag's mom hates "King Dilweed" as much as us normal people. (Best Week Ever)

Julia Stiles is a retarded version of Wonder Woman. (Ayyyy!)

Celebrities and weed go together like chocolate and peanut butter. (cityrag)

Grimey Shenaenae knows that the best and only way to deflect rumors is to blog bitchingly about them on the internet. (CelebWarship)

Jenny McCarthy vs. Amanda Peet: Fight! Fight! Fight! (BricksAndStones)

Audrina "Dumb Shit" Patridge wearing some ridiculous swimsuit. (HQ Celeb)

Katy Perry still annoys me but I kind of love her dress and sparkly hair thing. (Popoholic)