Pam Anderson shows off her “scabrous complexion of a truck stop hooker with HIV.” (Yeeeah!)

GOOOOOOSCH! What, are they making Lord of the Rings part four?? (The Blemish)

They had a premiere for the Sex and the City DVD release. What excuse these women won't use to put on a dress. (Seriously? OMG!)

Pat "Sexy Ass" O'Brien got his ass fired from "The Insider." (Celebitchy)

Guess who flashed her boob AGAIN? Hint: Rhymes with Smeesha Fartin. (Celebslam)

The Jonas Brothers were created in a lab? (Agent Bedhead)

Daisy Lowe is Leotarded! (IDLYITW)

Pam Anderson has a another sex tape out. It'll be just like the other one except that now Pam is ten years grosser. (CelebSmack)

What does Harriet Carter have for us today? (IBBB)

Everyone's favorite lesbian dominates Ellen. What? (Pajiba)

Neve Campbell sighting! This is actually the most thrilling news of the day. (usemycomputer)