The most useless celebrity not actually Paris Hilton, contrary to popular belief. (Pajiba)

Jessica Simpson showed everyone her ass on GMA. Spoiler alert! She wasn't wearing underpants! (The Blemish)

Who isn't rocking short hair these days? (Rad Report)

Mr. Madonna turned the big four-oh and partied like it was 1899. (Yeeeah!)

Kanye West not surprisingly the first rapper ever to be arrested for what basically boils down to an overblown temper tantrum. (Seriously? OMG!)

Shannen's had enough of the new "90210." Now it's Tori's time to shine! (Celebitchy)

What the effing eff is Janet Jackon wearing??? (Ayyyy!)

Wow, when you see it like this, really a lot of whores got naked for PETA. (cityrag)

OMG! Larissa a.k.a "Bootz" from the Flavor of Love franchise is preggernant! (CelebWarship)

So Lauren Conrad is a novelist now? Did she even go to college? (POTP)

Britney Spears may or may not have lost her V-card at 14. (HQ Celeb)

Megan Fox is in Maxim again? What is this, her fiftieth time now? (Popoholic)

The movie poster for Labor Pains looks like Lindsay should have aborted it. (Best Week Ever)