For someone who's been arrested fighting in a Waffle House, this is actually an uncharacteristic display of unbridled maturity. (Seriously? OMG!)

That stinkin jerk Sacha Baron Cohen likes to ruin the fun of models. (Popoholic)

Think Katie Holmes couldn't possibly be more boring? I've got two words for ya: "Scrap" and "booking." (Celebitchy)

Speak of the Thetan... The trailer for Crazypants Cruise's new movie is here! (Pajiba)

The ultimate example of art imitating life: a collage of Paris Hilton made entirely out of porn. (Yeeeah!)

Here we go: the shit just totally hit the fan. Lindsay Lohan filed a restraining order against Michael Lohan. (The Blemish)

Clay Aiken got the shaft, and unfortunately it was much less sexy than the kind he usually prefers. (Celebslam)

Katy Perry tries way too hard. Hey, haven't I been saying that all long? (Agent Bedhead)

No wait, I'm fairly certain that this is the most unflattering photo of Amy Winehouse I've ever seen. (IDLYITW)

Listen to Britney's new "Womanizer" single I don't listen to this kind of music, so I have no opinion about this whatsoever. (CelebSmack)

More of Selma Blair wearing something straight out of Boogie Nights on the set of "Kath & Kim." (usemycomputer)

J Lo and Skeletor go together like a horse and carriage? Let me guess which one's the horse. (EOnline)

That Vanessa Hudgens is back to her same old twatty tricks again. (Lainey Gossip)

"Lesbian hijinks" on the set of "The Brady Bunch?" Hellz yeah! (IBBB)