Nick Hornby is teaming up with Ben Folds; and as a result, Dustin is teaming up with a tube sock. (Pajiba)

The Spears Family, Wal-Mart and Kiddie Porn: An American Tale. (Yeeeah!)

Katy Perry may not have kissed a girl, but she got made to eat dirt by one, which is -- let's face it -- much sexier. (The Blemish)

Posh Spice is running four miles a day. Whatever. If I didn't have to fucking sit in front of a desk all the time I'd probably run four miles a day, too. (Celebitchy)

What?! Celebslam gets to go to the Emmys?! No fair! I wanna go to the stupid boring Emmys! (Celebslam)

Seal is totally gonna kick Tom Bergeron's ass. (Seriously? OMG!)

Oprah opens up a can of worms, for once, instead of the usual Campbell's Chunky® Soup. (Agent Bedhead)

Jive is gonna push Britney over the edge, just like on "South Park!" Reality really is the new fiction! (IDLYITW)

Juliette Lewis and her crazy eyes go for a stroll on the catwalk. (CelebSmack)

Mila Kunis looking pretty in purple on the set of Extract. (usemycomputer)

These are hands down the creepiest pictures of Mischa Barton I've ever seen. (popbytes)

Britney Spears and a horse. Eh, why not? (IBBB)

Editor's note: Sorry if posting was light today. My photo subscription service was being a little bitch (probably thanks to Emmy traffic) so I couldn't access it for most of the day, resulting in me having to acquire images elsewhere. (Read: steal.) Which isn't so much against my moral nature as it is generally a time-consuming pain in the ass. Oh yeah, and sorry if you work for another website and I stole your pictures. It won't happen again, promise!!