Shudder

By Stacey on September 15, 2008 Posted in: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt
heidi0915_1.jpgShudder: (Verb) To tremble convulsively, typically as a result of fear or repugnance.

Heidi Montag is by no means a natural beauty. But between all the stupid blonde hair coming out of her head and stupid nonsense coming out of her mouth, you often forget just how fundamentally unattractive she really is. So I think the biggest problem with this ensemble here isn't so much that it makes her look like a cross between Linda Richman, Harley Quinn and one of Robert Palmer's dancers -- but how much it showcases her face. Her awful, awful face. Plus, with all the plastic surgery she's had, it never occurred to her to pin back those ears of hers?

More of Dumbo McRoughMug at the 4th Annual Pink Party: (Editor's note: nice to see Spencer dressed for the occasion!)

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Jab said:

I think Dumbo McRoughmug is the best nickname ever!!!!!!! Wtg

September 15, 2008 2:17 PM

javelin said:

for a second there I thought I was looking at rumer willis... or a ballerina from the special olympics

September 15, 2008 5:44 PM

snapnhiss said:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey Heidi, why the long face?"

Hahaha! Oh my god, I'm SO funny.

September 16, 2008 4:01 PM

True_Blue said:

Maybe it's the shoes or the way she is standing (or maybe she was born with them)--but doesn't she have ginormous, clown proportioned feet in the top photo?

September 16, 2008 5:46 PM