Sexy: (Adjective) Sexually attractive or exciting

Britney Spears is in the process of shooting the video for "Womanizer," the first single off her new album. Apparently the video is supposed to be like "racy" or something, featuring a Bettie Page wig and fake tattoo-wearing Spears.

One witness tells Usmagazine.com it features plenty of "erotic" choreography. (According to a leaked copy of the single, lyrics include: "Boy don’t try to front / I know just what gets you off.")

In one scene, Spears (who wears tight, black leather pants and fake tattoos on her arms in the video) lies on a kitchen counter and later straddles and makes out with a man dressed in business suit. The scene continues with Spears sucking on cherries or dangling them around her mouth, all while straddling and crawling all over the man, the witness says. (Source)

I don't know about you guys, but it sounds like kind of a snoozer to me. Cherries? Really? Britney has played the virgin, whore, stripper, space hooker and crazy British chick. There's really just not much territory left that she hasn't already covered. I mean, I guess technically there is, but last night I checked seducing large, domesticated animals on film was still illegal in all 50 states.

Ten-million dollars says the wig was totally her idea. You know what that means, right? Next stop, Smearing-Your-Own-Poo-On-The-Wallsville!