Quitter

heigl0919_1.jpgQuitter: (Noun) A person who gives up easily or does not have the courage or determination to finish a task. See here.

Katherine "Skank Cancer" Heigl might finally be getting ready to drop the "cancer" part of her nickname. (Good luck with the "skank" part!) According to her "Grey's Anatomy costar T.R. Knight, the Skank of Cancer might finally be giving up her beloved cancer sticks.

From what I understand, quitting smoking has the tendency to make a person irritable, so I'm just wondering what effect this might have on Heigl's already sunny personality. Although if I had to guess, I'd say the effect would be not unlike sneaking up behind a bull with hemorrhoids and smacking it on the testicles with a two-by-four. Sounds like it's gonna be a fuuuuun time to be an assistant, writer, producer, grip or actor on "Grey's Anatomy!"

Rainbow Killer trying to eat a defenseless puppy:

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3 Comments


abby said:

GOD. DAMN. That made me laugh, Stacey!


Stacey said:

Thanks! I wrote it in between bouts of diarrhea this morning. Sometimes it's that extra time to "think" that really makes the difference between a good post and a great one.


gumball said:

There are many smokeless cigs out there. S0 you can slowly wean off nicotine, leave no trace of smoke or smell in public, private and get your nic fix.. if you can afford them. Buy a few cartons and give the co workers, family and friends a break while you wean off the habit girl.