Puke: (Verb) To eject matter from the stomach.

Without directly addressing this hot mess here, let me just say this. Dear God, if you exist and are a kind and benevolent god, please make Spencer Pratt impotent. Or, you know, I'd also settle for some kind of freak accident at that shooting range he enjoys so much, which would render him an eunuch.

Editor's note: Are babies heads supposed to bend that way?