Pandemonium: (Noun) Wild and noisy disorder or confusion; uproar.

Video footage of the melee yesterday morning at LAX has been released by evil celebrity gossip overlords TMZ, and clearly the incident was one of convoluted uncertainty which raises several important ethical questions. On one hand, are paparazzi becoming too forcefully intrusive and unscrupulous in the ways that they capture their targets? On the other hand, Kanye West has a long-standing history of being short-tempered and unreasonably obstinate, despite never having been cited in a physical altercation such as this before. On the other hand, how early is too early to start drinking on a Friday? I'm not Mormon, after all. Because when it comes down to it, I just don't paid the big bucks to tackle those other questions. 

Kanye doing his best Urkel impersonation at Fashion Week: (Neat-o backback!)