Incognito: (Adverb) Of a person having one's true identity concealed.If you're having trouble recognizing this strange woman seen here -- you may be shocked and astounded to learn that it is none other than Christina Aguilera, holding her ginger baby Max. Likewise, you'd probably have trouble recognizing
this man named Joe Maggard, who portrayed Ronald McDonald from the early 1990's until just last year.
It just goes to show how clown makeup can completely disguise a person's identity, which is probably why clown is such a popular occupation for serial killers.
Normal, painted Christina at the
The Trump International Hotel & Tower last week:



Geez! That kid isn't a year old and he's already half mommy's size. I'd say he'll be taller before his eighth birthday.
Little Max is a daywalker, not a ginger.
True gingers are covered in giant freckles. Daywalkers just sport the red hair. Both spontaneously combust in direct sunlight.
Without makeup, she looks exactly the same as she did when she was seventeen, which makes me oddly feel a bit better about myself