Honest Woman: (Noun) A woman living in sin who becomes virtuous after being wed.

Are you ready for this? Seriously now? Tara Reid is engaged!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Actress Tara Reid is to marry French fashion boss Julien Jarmoune after a whirlwind romance, according to reports.

The pair met while Reid was researching her new fashion line Mantra, and have quickly fell for each other, claims the National Enquirer. A friend tells the tabloid, "Tara's really in love with this guy, and he's had an amazingly calming effect on her." (Source)

The only conceivable way I could see a man having a calming effect on Tara Reid is if his wiener shot out barbiturates instead of semen. So if that's not solid proof of Darwinism then I don't know what is.

Tara modeling a shirt from her Mantra line. It looks like a normal shirt... But then, surprise! It's slutty!