Goodwill
Goodwill: (Noun) Friendly, helpful, or cooperative feelings or attitude.Wait, did Heidi and Spencer get jobs? Ha ha, just kidding! Yes... The gruesome twosome have finally combined their love of staged photoshoots with their love of charity. Oh, did I say charity? I meant free publicity.
Check out the guy in the background who looks like "Pedro" from Napoleon Dynamite. He is totally like: "What. The Fuck. Is going on here." So I'm sure it was only a matter of time before Heidi and Spencer were told to "take their big-shot camera crew and get the hell out." Really. Even homeless people, when faced with getting a free meal from these two grinning, smug blonde assholes or cutting hunks of flesh off their own bodies to roast over a barrel-fire, I'm sure would start rethinking this whole "auto-cannibalism" thing.
You forgot Option #3--the homeless could eat Spencer and Heidi. Just think--they get to do at least _one_ useful thing in their lives.
Heidi doesn't even have the common sense to pull back that hot mess o' hair into a ponytail, lest a radioactive strand find its way into some poor unsuspecting patron's meal. Yuck!
Ew, gross, you're right. Of course we all know what she looks like with her hair pulled-back. Not a pretty sight.
Also, Pratthole should probably be wearing some kind of hairnet over his Gorton's Fisherman Beard.