Gassy
Gassy: (Adjective) Of a person suffering from an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal; flatulence.Jennifer "Stank Pits" Lopez opens up in the September Elle about motherhood and her pregnancy. On finally knowing when she was knocked up:
As for the moment she realized she was pregnant, she reveals, "I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little ... flourish. My makeup artist said 'What’s the matter?' I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!” (Source)
Every now and then, I get that feeling too. Only with me, thanks to an ironclad birth-control regimen and a healthy diet high in fiber, I'm just like, "Oh hey, there's that hummus I had for lunch." With all the Taco Bell J Lo probably eats, I'm just surprised she doesn't think she's got a "life" inside her every day.
Chimichanga Farts McGree wisely avoiding the armpit area at a DNC event:
eh... Jennifer, you're not the virgin Mary. No one's interested in -- or impressed by -- what goes on in your womb. actually that goes for all celebrities.
Im 4 months pregnant with my second and I felt my baby move recently. I never thought wow I have a life in me. I thought "Damn this baby is loving the sugary junk I just shoved down my gob." That was about it. No earth shattering thoughts about life being created. Just that that this baby is like everyone else on the planet and loves junk food.