Fruit Fly

eva0912_1.jpgFruit Fly: (Noun) An attractive young woman who regularly hangs out with gay men.

Hey, I'm not making any assumptions about anyone's sexuality here. All I'm saying is that Eva Longoria spends A) an awful lot of quality time with Mario Lopez B) without Tony Parker and C) not wearing any makeup. In the legal community I believe they refer to that as circumstantial evidence.

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