Fiasco: (Noun) A thing that is a complete failure, esp. in a ludicrous or humiliating way.

Because apparently we don't learn from our history anymore, and therefore are doomed to forever repeat it, it has been announced that Britney Spears will be doing... something to headline the VMAs again this year.

"MTV has long played an important role in my career," Spears, 26, says in a statement to Us. "How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?"

"Britney has done everything from perform with a snake, lock lips with Madonna and prove that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas," MTV Networks president Van Toffler tells Us. "I can't wait to see what she does to kick off this year's show." (Source)

After what happened last year, Britney could open the VMAs with a kazoo performance of "Yankee Doodle Dandy" with sparklers sticking out of her ass and it could only be lauded as a vast critical improvement. I guess the bright side of hitting rock bottom is that there's only one way to go, and that's up, baby!

On the bright side, at least she's in better shape now. Thanks Balley Total Fitness®!