Fabrication

mills0910.jpgFabrication: (Noun) Something invented or concocted, typically with deceitful intent.

It's been awhile since we've heard anything from one-legged, gold-digging piece of shit Heather Mills, so it was only inevitable that she was concocting some kind of evil scheme. Since Heather is probably barred from publicly discussing her marriage, she's planning to release a book under the guises of fiction with the names changed.

A source tells British magazine Hello, "Heather has written the treatment for a novel about a model and campaigner who marries the most famous rock star in the world. She will be marketing the book as a work of fiction." (Source)

Well, I'll say this for Heather: she's got extensive experience with fiction anyway, what with her divorce trial and all. But seriously, no one is going to want to read Heather Mills' book. If people were even remotely interested in the delusional, rambling stories of those not fully in charge of their mental capacities, there wouldn't be so many lonely old people in nursing homes. And old people don't even give off the stink of righteous indignation.



2 Comments


Kayanne said:

Didn't she steal that money-making plan from Ivana Trump?

There must be a "Life After Your Career as a Gold-digger" book for Idiots out there I'm unaware of...


javelin said:

ha! Those last two sentences would make the best back-cover blurb ever...