Done: (Adjective)  No longer happening or existing.

Back when Dustin wrote here, one of his favorite targets of vitriol were Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart; for no other reason that I know of than she being an actress whom he admired and he being a stupid, disgusting hippie not worthy of licking the dog shit off the bottom of her shoe. Oh, and also that totally racist video they made.

So I'm sure Dustin would be very pleased to hear the news that the two have split up. No reasons for the breakup have been given... But if I had to guess, it probably had something to do with figuring out that patchouli stank doesn't come out of cashmere no matter how many times you dry clean it, as well as constantly having to apply Frontline® to his beard.

Editor's note: Love the shorts he's stuffing his sausage into. No really. I think I have those same exact ones from Victoria's Secret.

NatPo at Fashion Week, wearing some kind of awesome looking skirt jawn: