Assault: (Verb) To make a physical attack on.

Oh, lord. It looks like Gary Coleman is in some trouble again, after he and his creepy wife got into an altercation with a fan outside of a bowling alley in Utah. According to Coleman's bodyguard, the couple accidentally hit the man, Colt Rushton, (actual name) with their truck as they were trying to escape his harassment. Rushton on the other hand, has a different story:

He says he was just trying to get his cell phone back from Shannon, who had snatched it away. That's when Coleman put his truck in gear and and knocked him to the ground. He also said Gary threw several punches at him before getting behind the wheel. Rushton was treated and released from a local hospital.

Police are investigating the incident and say alcohol may be a factor. (Source)

You think alcohol may have been a factor? Because if there's one thing everybody knows, it's that Gary Coleman has zero tolerance for bullies. Hell, just look what happened to The Gooch. I hear that guy had to change his name and move to the other side of the country. If this guy didn't almost get himself run over by Gary Coleman he probably would have ended up picking a drunken fight with a mountain lion instead.

Arnold Jackson at the 2008 TV Land Awards (I have no idea what's going on here):