Vindictive: (Adjective) Having or showing a strong or unreasoning desire for revenge.

In the September issue of Allure, Carrie Underwood opens up about her past relationships, revealing that Tony Romo still calls her. Ohhhhh snap!!!

"We were both small-town people doing very big things, and we relied on each other, dealing with fame," she says of Romo. "I don't know. The phone will ring and it'll be him, and I'll maybe not answer." (Source)

Whatever. Jessica Simpson is a strong, confident woman, so I'm sure this obvious and feeble attempt at making her jealous won't upset her in the least. Ohhh, wait... I'm thinking of Jessica Plympton, a girl I went to college with. She always kicked everybody's ass at beer pong and crushed the cans on her forehead afterwards. Yup, that girl was a real firecracker. Jessica Simpson on the other hand... Well, she's probably on her fifth box of tissues and sixth box of whoopie pies by now.

It must be serious... She's got Ken Paves working on overtime: