Trolling: (Verb) To fish by trailing a baited line along behind a boat.

OK, just one question here: why the fudge is Katie Holmes trying to make everyone think she's pregnant? I mean, I don't know, maybe she is pregnant. Maybe I'm pregnant.* But you wouldn't know, since that sweater dress doesn't exactly leave much to the imagination. Hello, you can only see like the entire outline of her vagina -- does that mean her vagina is pregnant, too? Wait... Hmm. Well anyway, all I'm saying is that I don't know what your game is Holmes, but I don't like it.

*Editor's note: I'm not pregnant.