Traveling Pants (Noun) Magical jeans equipped to fit any body type (under 175 pounds), which guarantee the wearer temporary bliss in the form of a fleeting relationship with a television actor of minor notoriety.

Hey look everybody! It’s Cramblyn! The newest celebrity super-couple, a couple with so much star wattage, you can’t look at them directly without going blind (to avoid eye damage, please only look at the above photo with your peripheral vision). David Cross, star of Alvin and the Chipmunks and Amber Tamblyn, of “Joan of Arcadia” fame have been dating now for several months, though they have been able to maintain the super-duper secrecy of their relationship by carefully not sending out press releases to the media (there was that one, but it was on a Friday, when no one was paying attention). Now that the press has discovered that they’re dating, I’m sure their pictures will be plastered on all the celebrity gossip blogs, so long as they are standing near Brad Pitt or Britney Spears (and the photog isn’t using that pesky zoom button).

How did this unlikely pair meet, you ask? It had a little something to do with an ill-fitting pair of Traveling Pants, which Amber wore with the hopes of meeting her soul mate. She didn’t actually meet her soul mate, but she did meet David Cross, after he caught her wearing the pants during a shower and realized that the two of them shared a common bond: They were never-nudes. The two aren’t planning to have children yet, but once Tamblyn has fully exhausted the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants franchise, and David Cross’ “Arrested Development” hipster cred fades, they hope to be able to have a child so that they can sell the rights to his or her first photos to People magazine for a whopping $14 and some change, which they will need to purchase a box of diapers.

Congrats, Cramblyn.