Totally Crap
Totally Crap: (Phrase) Something that is of extremely poor quality, only with an "80's" spin.Heidi Montag is debuting her brand new video for "Overdosin" today, which looks like it employs significantly better production quality than her last video for "Higher" -- which ostensibly appeared to have been made for under $20 dollars. Unfortunately the old adage about "polishing a turd" also applies to giving the turd professional hair and makeup people, putting a turd into a leotard and setting the turd into a fun, nostalgic background. Because, when it comes to Heidi Montag: "A turd by any other name would smell as stinky." I think Shakespeare said that once.
Editor's note: this video was supposed to premiere at 1 PM EST today, and it didn't because Heidi Montag is a lying cooze. If it ever shows up, you can be sure I'll add it -- so check back!
Update: still no video, so here's more photos.
Update #2: IT'S HERE!!! And, wow, that was... Um, disappointing. The pictures actually made it look like it would have a higher quality than cable access TV.
Please, It can't be tha-...Oh my god, what is that? Oh, um, I mean, there's always something...No, not the legwarmers. NOT THE LEGWARMERS!...Don't worry, it'll all wo-OH SWEET JESUS! THE CAMEL TOE. THE CAMEL TOE!!!!
Fuck it. Fuck everything. God is dead.
Ooh, Retard Aerobics with Heidi! this will please her fan base of incarcerated horse-fuckers with a plastic/velcro mane fetish.
What the fuck is a ..."heidi montag"?
Sounds like some vinyl roof option on a '74 Chrysler Cordoba.
Apparently the rest of the saying goes "You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter."
A.) How does it feel...knowing that a few thin layers of spandex stand between us and armageddon at the hands of an extremely virulent strain of chlamydia?
This is how shit like I Am Legend starts...Heidi Montag opens her legs, and the Four Horsemen come riding out. On the plus side, they did do a good job of photoshopping them out of the third photo in the line up.
B.) "Overdosin" = what Heidi Montag will be in five years when Spencer stops being such a prat(t), and dumps her for some younger, hotter Barbie.
C.) Fourth picture in the line up...finally, someone looks gayer than Spencer.