The new "Bachelorette" DeAnna Pappas washes her car with her fiancee in a not staged whatsoever photo op. (Bricks and Stones)

Tara Reid couldn't be any sadder if a homeless man gave her spare change. (The Blemish)

Playboy takes the glory out of United States female Olympic athletes in a way only Playboy knows how! (Yeeeah!)

Speaking: Hugh Hefner might be bringing a -- gasp! -- brown-haired girl into his harem! (Celebitchy)

The Pussycat Dolls help the New Kids on the Block out with becoming "Grown Men." I am not making this up. (Seriously? OMG!)

Eva Longoria sounds like one of those really annoying women who totally has no interests of her own until they find a husband or boyfriend. You know the type, right? (CelebritySmack)

Blasphemy! Don't ever tell Winnie Cooper to go away! Do you hear me Sir?! (IBBB)

Hayden Panettiere caught on the set of I Love You Beth Cooper. (HQ Celebrity)

Clay Aiken's son was born at 8:08 on the morning of 08/08/08. I'm starting to think it was not so much artifical insemination so much as pure, unadulterated witchcraftery. (Celebslam)

I know us gossip fans aren't traditionally interested in those heavy things with all the pages (hint: they're called books) but dude, check this: we scored an interview with Mary Roach, real life famous author of books, over at Pajiba! (Pajiba)