Just sos you know, Samantha Ronson wasn't Lindsay's first go around the old pink triangle -- she's had a previous girl-toy, and she was a looker, if by "looker" you mean she had no chin. (IDLYITW)

Is it just me, or is Tori Spelling trying to create a walk-through maze out of her cleavage? You could take a left turn and get lost. (Yeeeah!)

You've seen the pictures, the videos, and the ads. You've suffered the hype. Now, here's the review of that ScarJo/Penelope Cruz threesome flick. (Pajiba)

Nothing fancy here, just a girl in a bikini. (The Blemish)

Is it just me, or do Jason Biggs and his wife look suspiciously alike? (Celebitchy)

You remember Taylor Townsend from "The O.C."? The prudish girl? Yeah. She's posing for Maxim now. On a car, of course. Sounds about right. (Agent Bedhead)

More pictures of Suri Cruise than you could ever possible wonk ... want. (Seriously! OMG!)

Because I couldn't let a few blurry photos of Ellen and Portia's wedding get by us. (Celebwarship)

Here's why men should be wary of the uneven bars in the Olympics. Yee-ikes. (OMG Blog)