What do you guys think Christina Aguilera smells like? Here's my guess. (BestWeekEver)

Britney Spears now consumes less calories per day then she used to drinking just one of those frappatardos she was always sucking on. (The Blemish)

Amanda Seyfried has a hot lesbian scene with old Vinegar Farts Malloy in their upcoming movie. (Yeeeah!)

Betsey Johnson on Anna Nicole almost sounds sexier than that. (CelebWarship)

Rihanna only has $20,000 to her name. Which still is a lot more than I have, so I guess that sounds "rich" to me. (Celebitchy)

The Peach Pit 2.0 is starting to fill up with duds. (Seriously? OMG!)

Henry Rollins is on Twitter! Spoiler alert, gratuitous F-bomb ahead! (Agent Bedhead)

Ohhh, so that's how Jennifer Aniston ended up with that colossal douchenugget. (IDLYITW)

If Dustin were still here he probably would have written some weepy post about the dude from Dave Matthews eating it, since you know he loves that white boy music. And stay out!!! (BricksAndStones)

Whatever happened to Kerri Strug? (omg blog)

Suck it, James Patterson! (Pajiba)