Hahahahahahahahaha. This is my favorite thing ever. (The Blemish)

Well, we all knew it would only be a matter of time before Jennifer Aniston met John Mayer's curb. (Yeeeah!)

Casey Aldridge cheated on Jamie Lynn Spears, and more importantly, Wal-Mart. (Celebslam)

Ali Lohan may have had a boob job. Can we force the death penalty for excessively horrific parenting? (Celebitchy)

What could be even worse than Jennifer Lopez's movie Maid in Manhattan? (Seriously? OMG!)

Billy Bob Thornton might be the next Freddy Krueger. And just think of all the money they'll save on makeup! (Agent Bedhead)

Vice President Rihanna looking tight in a bikini. (Pop On The Pop)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are prepared to take their ruse of marriage to adopting another foreign kid. (Socialite's Life)

Bush skeeves out the women's volleyball team. (Ayyyy!)

Katie Holmes gets closer to dressing like a girl, but unfortunately winds up looking like Jerry Seinfeld circa 1994. (Celebrity Smack)

I don't know about you, but I totally wanted to be a gossip blogger when I grew up. Life's goals realized; check! (Pajiba)