Angelina Jolie may actually be running a sweatshop in her basement where children make magical paintbrushes out of human hair. Hey, it can happen. (Celebslam)

Did someone say... Butterscotch Stallion...??? (Celebitchy)

Kate Moss completely fails at wearing clothes. (The Blemish)

Think all those classic Renaissance artists were just paitning with their thumbs up their asses? Everybody knows: Nipples = art. (Yeeeah!)

Michael Jackson sadly realizes magic can't make his face reappear. (Seriously? OMG!)

Miley Cyrus may be a bitchy skank who takes stupid, slutty photos of herself, but she still has more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime. Dammit. (Socialite's Life)

Balthazar Getty looks adorable in these photos, but unfortch the mental image of Sienna Miller's breasts have burned over the part of my brain that senses cute. (Agent Bedhead)

Is it just me or is Kristen Bell looking a smack anorexic these days? (HQ Celebrity)

Rihanna pops her boyfriend's pimples. Gross. (PopOnThePop)