Replaced: (Verb) Provide or find a substitute for something that is broken, old, or inoperative.Recently I called Miley Cyrus a "
total fucking bitch" for her snot-faced video making fun of fellow Disney pop-tards Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Now Miley has finally come out about her former relationship with Nick Jonas who is now allegedly (meaning, is definitely) dating Selena Gomez.
"Nick and I loved each other," Miley said now of her former flame. "We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn't fun."
The couple's breakup at the end of 2007 left Miley in quite a state, which prompted her to make a major style change.
"At first I bawled for a month straight. I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. (Source)
Twisting the knife, Selena Gomez has also been heralded by the media as "the next Miley Cyrus." This whole thing is kind of poetic, actually... But poetic in the Greek tragedy sense, in which the heroine eventually tries to off herself by washing down a bottle of Kid's Chewable Tylenol with a four-pack of Seagrams wine coolers.
Miley troopering it up at the Teen Choice Awards:



