Natural Beauty
Natural Beauty: (Noun) A woman who is naturally gorgeous without the aid of makeup or other beauty products.I recently read that Pamela Anderson banned close-up shots of her face while filming her reality show "Pam: Girl on the Loose." Judging from these photos, however; for the life of me I can't see how that could ever possibly be true. But see, that's what separates me from your average gossip blogger: the ability to weed out the bullshit. That, and the uncanny ability to drink my weight in Pinot Grigio.
Editor's note: is she doing her eyeliner with a Sharpie now?!
Take a note Vivian:
Need to buy leather goods..
What the heck are those red marks on her shoulder?
Clearly -- and I blame Dustin for missing this at his new blog -- bitch is one of the undead. She is plainly leering at the photographers and thinking what a wonderful thing it would be to eat some brains.
And it's a completely new sensation for her -- to love someone for their brains. So being undead isn't a complete loss -- she even gets to discover a whole new way to give head.
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I'll be here all weekend, kids. Thank you - g'night!
No, no, no. You have it all wrong. See, since Heath Ledger's tragic demise, they need someone to take over the role of the Joker in the next "Batman" movie. And, judging by the above picture, I'm excited about it! That's the scariest fucking Joker since... well, since Heath Ledger...
Why So Serious!?