Feeding Frenzy: (Noun) An aggressive and competitive group-attack on prey by a number of sharks or piranhas.Sienna Miller's mother is appalled by all the media attention surrounding her homewrecking trollop of a daughter, calling it a "feeding frenzy" of abuse.
“You can’t understand how a woman seeing a man who has been separated from his wife [Rosetta Getty] for months can cause such a scandal. It’s awful, I can’t tell you. You wonder when it’s all going to stop.” (Source)
Really? She can't understand that? Huh. Well, if it'll help, I can give her two
huge reasons for the scandal: the left nipple and the right nipple. (Although I guess "huge" is being a little generous for old A-Cups Malloy, here.) Seriously though, has Sienna Miller's
seen the internet? "Naked frolicking with your married lover" is pretty much the equivalent of going swimming in shark infested waters with an open wound on your big toe. Wearing a life vest fashioned of raw strip steak. It's all about practicing a little responsibility, people.
A-Cups Malloy getting harassed by paps and crying: (acting!)




Not that I give a fuck about Sienna Miller, but I do give a fuck that it's always the woman who didn't cheat on anybody who gets fed to the media. Balthazar Getty has a wife and kids, and I hate his face with ten time the wrath than I could muster up for old Sienna. Get the fuck off the bandwagon, Websters, you're supposed to be cooler than that.