Elephantine
Elephantine: (Adjective) Of, resembling, or characteristic of an elephant or elephants in being large, clumsy, or awkward.You kinda have to love Britney Spears. No matter how much she fails at life, and how much we rub that failure in her face like a dog to its own mess on the carpet; she's always ready to get back on that horse and try again.
So I admire Britney for poking fun at herself with Russell Brand in these promos for the upcoming VMAs. In the spots, the two goof around while an elephant hangs out in the background. I'm not totally sure what the elephant is supposed to symbolize... Either a tongue-in-cheek reference to her performance last year being the "elephant in the room," or the elephant symbolizing Britney's performance itself. Personally, I thought she looked more like a drugged rhino lumbering around on stage, but I guess they had to settle on the elephant for safety reasons and all.
The clips of Britney managing to restrain herself from dry humping something with a British accent are after the jump!
You know those stories about elephants who go crazy and stomp people to death because they've had enough of the humans' bullshit?
Oh well, I can pretend that happened.
"No matter how much she fails at life..."
Let's see, two of her albums have each sold over 10,000,000 copies.
She's made well over $100,000,000 and she isn't even 30.
I'll stop there, because I've already proved what a lie spewing gutter scumbag vile person you truly are.
Seeing as your "greatest accomplishment in life" is going to be this website, I'd suggest changing your name and joining a convent/monastery.
Well, Ben seeing as your "greatest accomplishment in life" is going to be continually visiting websites you purport to hate just so you can leave pissy internet comments, I'd suggest putting a bullet in your head. STAT.
That's right Stacey - take no shit from skunks. Also, I like Britney ever since she proved she has a note beyond 'vapid'. Crazy works for me, I guess.