Desperate: (Adjective) Tried when everything else has failed; having little hope of success.
Now this is just getting effing ridiculous. Heidi and Spencer have resorted to bringing paparazzi to the grocery store
? I guess they're exhausting their options pretty quickly now, having held "photo shoots" everywhere from the shooting range
to the place formerly known as the Happiest Place on Earth
. I guess the only place left now is the DMV. No wait, actually I believe they've done that before
Oh, OK. You two think you're so damn smart, don't you? Well I've got one -- how about the Tar Pits? Do they still have tar in them? I can see it now, Heidi in a pink bikini, smearing tar all over her plastic boobs with that big slack-jawed smile on her face. Or better yet, how about a volcano! Nothing says "the perfect photo op" like a football field-sized caldron of bubbling, two thousand degree lava. I hear Lauren Conrad expressed interest in holding her next fashion show on the lip of an active volcano -- so you guys better go get on that, ASAP