Cranial Rectal Syndrome (Condition) A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases.

I don't really know what form of Cranial Rectal Syndrome the jackass who decided to bring back "90210" has, but while the idea of putting "Arrested Development's" Jessica Walters and even "Full House's" Lori Laughlin into the cast, along with some of the old faces (Jennie Garth, Shannon Doherty, and Tori Spelling), is intriguing, I want to punch the rest of the cast in the neck (save for the token black guy) because they look like they deserve it. Look at them (thumbnails below); try to stare at their smug, overly pretty visages for more than 15 seconds without working up a red-hot anger.

You know that six-shooter you've kept hidden from your family and friends, the one hidden behind the grate in your bathroom. It's time to go get it. Make yourself useful. I'm not encouraging you to murder anyone or anything. I'm just not discouraging it, if you get my drift.