Buyer Beware

paris0813_1.jpgBuyer Beware: (Colloquial) An admonition to potential purchasers to research the desired item or service.

Paris Hilton is being sued for $1 Million by a film distribution company for failing to promote her 2006 film, National Lampoon's Pledge This! Paris starred in the film playing a spoiled sorority queen, which must have been a real stretch for her since I'm pretty sure she never went to college.

But, per the lawsuit filed today in U.S. District Court in Miami, Hilton—who was also listed as an executive producer—owes $75,000 in damages for failing to provide "reasonable promotion and publicity" for the movie. (Source)

I don't know what they were really expecting her to do. Go on the "Today" show? Yeah right. Paris Hilton promotes her movies like she does everything else: by going out to clubs and acting whorey. And then the next day we all talk about it on the internet. And maybe sometimes we'll say, "Oh yeah, and doesn't she have some shitty new movie coming out, too?" That's the way it works. If you don't understand that much about Paris Hilton, you probably shouldn't ask her to be in your movie in the first place.

Speak of the devil... Here is Paris Hilton acting whorey at the Playboy Mansion. And doesn't she have a shitty new movie coming out?

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1 Comments


socalledonlycousins said:

Who is this Paris Hilton you speak of? I see the photos of Napalm Vagina, but I haven't even heard of "Paris." Is that the person from The Illiad?