Breast Man: (Noun) A man who is obsessed with boobs, breasts, jugs, hooters, etc.

Sometimes when I'm lying awake at night contemplating the mysteries of the universe, I wonder to myself: does Hugh Hefner ever get tired of boobs? And after all these years, my question has finally been answered, thanks to Anna Faris.

Anna Faris may only be playing a Playboy model in "The House Bunny," but Hugh Hefner himself still made sure she measured up.

"Hef just stared at my chest," she told Access Hollywood at the film's premiere on Wednesday in Los Angeles. (Source)

That is outstanding. I would have sworn that by now, Hef would see a pair of barely legal titties the same way you or I might see a pair of traffic cones or eggs prepared sunny side up. That's like eating nothing but chicken pot pie every day for your entire life, and then going out to a fancy restaurant and being like, "YESSS! They have chicken pot pie here!"

Hef and his harem at The House Bunny premiere: (Editor's note: Kendra, try acting like you hate that old nutsack and those other two bitches a little more, why don't you?)