Bat Shit Salad (Noun) Refers to the insane goddamn gibberish that crazy has-been celebrities spew forth in an effort to draw attention to themselves. 

Roseann Barr, who I once had a modicum of respect for, has taken to her blog in an effort, one can only assume, to gain quick entrance into VH1's next celebreality television show, "Celebrity Asylum." Indeed, only a couple of months after suggesting that Barack Obama is "an empty suit selling 'hope' in lieu of Truth" who supports "corporate racist anti worker bullshit," she has now seen fit to go after Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in a post addressed to Jon Voight:

Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (Source)

It takes a special kind of crazy to force me into a position of supporting Jolie and Pitt, but give me a fucking break: $3 million is a helluva lot more than Barr donates with her nonexistent career (last television appearance, "My Name is Earl," two years ago), and it's not like they don't make enough money to support their children, whereas Barr has five children of her own (from four marriages) who I imagine will wreak a lot more white-trash havoc on the Earth than a few adopted African children. And as to the "violent, psychopathic movies"? Wasn't she in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street flicks? And given the amount of plastic surgery she's undergone in her lifetime, calling someone else "vacuous" is rich. Real fucking rich.

Point being: If you're going to talk shit about celebrities, Roseanne, pick someone worthy of scorn, like say: Spencer and Heidi, who donate nothing but stupidity to humanity. At least Jolie and Pitt make an effort, while Roseanne resorts to pointless, foam-at-the-mouth drivel. Why don't you go sell that bat-shit salad to someone who gives a damn.

Go shit in a can, lady.