A Man's Man
A Man's Man (Expression) A man who is popular among men, often because he'll eat crackers out of their ass or provide a reach-around during manly fishing trips.Whatever. I'd totally go on a fishing trip with NPH. Afterward, we could drink manly beers and watch some manly football. Then we could kill some small animals and eat them raw. With our teeth. Then we'd go to the hardware store and buy some power tools, cause that's what manly men do. And after that, we'd watch something incredibly manly, like Lethal Weapon 2, while eating Manwich sloppy joes. Then we'd make sweet manly love* on a bearskin rug made from a bear we choked with our bare, manly hands. Because that's how well roll, NPH and I.
*Editor's Note: I'm not gay, I only pretend to be gay in furtherance of the occasional semi-amusing blog post. Seriously. I'm married. I have a kid and everything.
We know you're not gay, but you would just really, really enjoy the company of Ryan Reynolds and RDJ.
Yeeeeeees, Dustin, we all know your not gay. Though in all seriousness, you do have fine taste in men. NPH on a bear skin rug? Mmmmmmmm...
NPH may be the straightest gay man ever! If that makes any sense.
Larry Craig and that big-toothed preacher dude had wives and children as well.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'....
All I gotta say is yum
methinks thou doth protest too much. it would have been hilarious without the editor's note.