Zooooom!: (Exclamation) Used to express sudden fast movement.

Michael Jackson seems to be in a race with Madonna to see who can be more crazy by their 50th birthday. (August 29th and 14th, respectively.) For awhile it seemed like Madonna was gaining on him with her freakish Hulk-esque physique and A-Rod fucking -- but I think it's safe to say Jackson just clinched the victory.

Either way, his kids definitely take home the sympathy award: