White-Boy Day (Holiday) In True Romance, the wannabe-black pimp Drexl's (played by Gary Oldman) idea of a holiday where crazy white men can assualt pimps in their place of buisness and get away with it.

What's not to love about Gary Oldman? Here's a man who can play some of the bad-assiest characters in the history of cinema, and still show up to a movie premiere looking like your crazy picked-on 9th grade science teacher whose students ironically call "coach." And you know what? The dude still scares the piss out of me. This is a guy you won't want to be standing next to at a urinal -- he'll punch a hole through your neck and then piss through it for shits and giggles.

"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."