Trucker Hat
Trucker Hat (Noun) A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of douche-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American
School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids
they make fun of.
Talk about a couple of extraordinary nut sacks: It looks like Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake -- who should be arguing over whose the biggest labia fold -- are having a celebrity squabble over the goddamn trucker hat.
Justin Timberlake is convinced he was the first celeb to sport a trucker cap. The singer is slightly offended that fashion experts have credited hunky Ashton Kutcher, 30, with setting the trend. Justin, 27, is keen to set the record straight.
'It's funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible,' he tells Metro. 'I was wearing them when I was 17.'
Let's just settle this debate now, OK. You know who was first to wear trucker hats? Truckers. Middle-aged men with mustaches, Waffle House guts, and handles like "Yard Stick" and "Rubber Necker," who sleep in the back of their cabs and spend their days behind the wheel of an semi chatting on their CB radios. In other words: Guys who are about 47 times cooler than Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake. In fact, I suspect if a trucker saw a rich punk wearing a trucker hat, he'd probably laugh at them for paying $50 for the same thing he paid $4 for at a truck stop. Then he'd beat the shit out of him for being such a fucking poseur.
In case the trucker answer isnt a good enough resolution I've got another right behind it.
ITS A FUCKING HAT YOU DOUCHE NOZZLES!
funny, when i was a kid, they were called BASEBALL CAPS.
for people who played BASEBALL.
'I was wearing them when I was 17.'
he was not!
he was wearing matching outfits with another 4 douches, prancing and dancing and squeling (sorry, singing) for little girls and pedos.
this bitch needs to STFU.
Sorry, bionic bunny, but there's a difference between baseball hats and trucker hats. While they have the same basic design, the baseball hat is made with cotton. The trucker hat is made with foam for the front piece and a see-through plastic mesh for the wraparound bit. The trucker hats were originally given out as promotional items, usually for feed stores and tractor companies. Thanks, Wikipedia!
I can see where you got confused, though. That picture's not very good.
At least we know how Justin picked up Britney in the first place.
This is like hearing two toothless crack whores argue over who did a double-P first to score drug money. "Awesome for both of you," I'd say, "You're both winners for being pathetic and stupid."
Cuz that's how I roll.
Oh, kebo. You always know the right thing to say.
You mean WHO'S the biggest labia fold... or... whose labia fold is the biggest. I couldn't tell with these two.
I'm sorry Lammergeier13, but bionic bunny has a valid point. Back in my day (1987), my baseball hat was a trucker hat - foam, mesh and all.