Transparent: (Adjective) Having thoughts or motives that are easily perceived.

Oh, what EVVVER, Madonna! Everyone knows you're getting divorced, and nobody cares. Nobody. This little charade could not be more see-through if it were sculpted in Lennox crystal and advertised in the free coupon circular along with gutter cleaning and five thousand address label for $1 dollar. So is Guy collecting an hourly rate by now, or does he just get an extra mansion in the settlement? So. Fucking. Gay.

You know who I find infinitely more cool and interesting than Madonna? Lourdes. I can't wait until a few more years when she starts getting wasted and picking fights with Miley Cyrus.