Trannyfoot
Trannyfoot: (Noun) Similar to hookerfoot, condition of prominent wearing of comically oversized heels as the ones commonly worn by transvestites.Sorry ladies, (and tiny men) but I hear Paris Hilton's new footwear line only comes in size 13 and up.
Please, can't we stick to her idiocy and uselessness? Do you have to make fun of her feet? Her feet are frankly the least ugly part of her body.
Here's a suggestion: every time you want to make fun of her feet, post the Tina Fey "Paris Hilton is a piece of shit" interview from Howard Stern instead.
I'm sorry Ling, I know you hate it when I make fun of Paris Hilton's feet. But if it makes you feel any better, I've got big feet too! Shhh... Just don't tell anyone.
My feet are also large, and I have actually on multiple occasions tried on shoes meant for transvestites, under the mistaken impression that they were simply cute shoes that miraculously came in my size (and weren't loafers...I think loafers are the designated "large-footed female" shoe). Sadly, transvestite shoes are about half again as wide as regular shoes, so despite their cuteness, I do not own any. If I was into garish metallics and 6-inch heels though, I'd be all over Paris' shoe line.