Neil Patrick Harris is an adorable fairy. (Seriously? OMG!)

Whoa. Meg Ryan really does have superpowers! She can go from skinny to fat to skinny like a speeding bullet! (Yeeeah!)

Amy Winehouse smokes funny looking cigarettes. (Celebslam)

Ethan Hawke refreshingly does not hide his newborn daughter so he can sell pictures of her to a tabloid magazine, therefore I will not make fun of this baby. (Celebitchy)

Siegfried and Roy are the proud parents of two new baby tigers: "Stripey" and "I'll Finish the Job-ey." (Ayyyy!)

Rose McGowan doesn't see the point of Comic-Con if you can't fulfill hundreds of nerd fantasies. (The Blemish)

Since Amy Winehouse is terrifying to most creatures, this makes sense. (Agent Bedhead)

In the epic battle of Shanna Moakler v. Kim Kardashian, there are no winners or losers because they're both still whores. (IDLYITW)

Dustin is working on getting the review of Step Brothers up... (Psychic Spoiler Alert: It Blows!) (Pajiba) So in the meantime, check out some awesome T-shirts. (Pajiba)

Elmo plots to kill Mariah Carey. If he can't have her, no one can! (BestWeekEver)