Good lord, no wonder she wears those ugly hats all the time. (Socialite's Life)

Or if she's tired of the hats, independent film offers another solution. (Pajiba)

What, you thought looking as hot as Britney Spears came without a hefty* pricetag? (Yeeeah!)

Ali and Dina Lohan get kicked out of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants afterparty -- on their asses!** (The Blemish)

Maybe John McCain can turn to a career in gossip blogging when he loses the presidential election. (Celebslam)

More pics of Wrangler McConaughey from OK! magazine. (Seriously? OMG!)

We'd just like to take the opportunity to rub the anniversary of Jennifer Aniston's failed marriage in her face. (CelebritySmack)

Because Heidi and Spencer have been too quiet this week. (popbytes)

I don't know how I missed this earlier this week, but Mr. Boston tells of the time he almost got to do anal. (BestWeekEver)

On a related note, a guy only slightly creepier than Mr. Boston, and only barely safer for work. (Ayyyy!)

Miley Cyrus won't kiss a girl for attention... Yet. (CelebWarship)

* Editor's note: pun intended!

**Editor's note: this one, too.