Proof that nightmares really can come true! Brooke Hogan may really be posing for Playboy. (Yeeeah!)

Bai Ling reveals her nipples in public; straight men cover their mouths in horror. (Celebslam)

Anna Kournikova can't play tennis, but that doesn't stop her from taking off her clothes. (The Blemish)

Yeah. It's true. MTV is remaking Rocky Horror for Generation Douchebag. (Seriously? OMG!)

Michelle Williams is now dating Spike Jonze, which -- all things considered -- is kind of cool. (Celebitchy)

Louisiana police use racial epithets? Noooo. (Celebwarship)

LC (Lauren Conrad) is SL (Sloppy Drunk). (imbringingbloggingback)

Matthew Perry! Then and now. (Ayyyy!)

First, read the Top Gun review; then read about the impending sequel. (Pajiba)