In case you missed it, Shia Labeouf completely Labeoufed his car while totally Labeouf-faced. (Celebslam)

When trying to hide your face from photographers, try not to expose your nipple. Rookie mistake, Blake. (The Blemish)

And speaking of hiding from photogs, the paparazzi was trying to get photos of Jessica Alba, but she kept blocking their view with an ugly baby. (Seriously? OMG!)

Damn Security Gates! Always talking shit, especially when you're fucked up. (Yeeeah!)

The skinny, the lowdown, the dish on the new T4, "It's Always Sunny from Philadelphia," and the new season of "Heroes," direct from Comic-con. (Pajiba)

I am a firm believer that Patty Cake is much more fun in large groups, in your underwear. (YBNBY)

I can't tell if that's Harvey Weinstein's wife, or his dinner. (Ayyyy!)

For those of you who have never seen Brooke Hogan in a bikini, I'm sorry about your blindness. (HQ Celebrity)

Having had his way with Sienna Miller, Balthazar Getty is now begging his wife to take him back. (Celebitchy)