The Pajiba 10 is up, folks. The 10 Sexiest Humans Alive. At least in our universe. (Pajiba)

Nooooo! Estelle Getty has passed. Thank you for being a friend. I mean. You know. Not actually my friend. But ... it's part of the song, see .. oh fuck it. Rest in peace. (Celebrity Smack)

God James Blunt. A good friend would tell someone when their top is missing! (Yeeeah!)

Frances Bean interning at Rolling Stone? She's 16! And she's not Cameron Crowe. The mag's really gone downhill. (The Blemish)

Absolut Vodka will turn you into Kayne West? And here I always thought any brand of vodka would turn you into a loudmouthed blowhard. (Celebitchy)

Alfonse Ribeiro in the news for not making the news. (Seriously? OMG!)

If you're a dirt-bike riding preacher who crashes into pews, well, you're doing it wrong. (BWE)

I think once you amass 89 movie credits, you're allowed to be a dick. Right Sean Connery? (Celebslam)