Porn Star: (Noun) A person who performs sexual acts on camera.

Dina Lohan reportedly went ballistic after finding out from TMZ that her Daughter Ali auditioned for legendary pornography director Peter Davy for the part in the horror remake of Troll.

Ali Lohan's rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as "Breast Wishes 14" and "Bun Busters 12." Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali's agent. Apparently, no one gave Dina a heads up -- pardon the expression. (Source)

Puh-lease. You mean to tell me that the fame-mongering mother of the 14-year-old girl who wants to be "just like Lindsay Lohan" didn't know perfectly damn well what she was getting into until TMZ helpfully pointed it out? I've heard more believable declarations of innocence by crackheads soliciting undercover police officers on episodes of "COPS." And while offering a blowjob in exchange for crack as recorded by a hidden wire may seem like irrefutable evidence, I've also seen "Living Lohan." And really, they're pretty much or par.