Obviousm (Disease) A disease that's main and only symptom is the stating of the obvious, which is already known to everyone.You have fun with this one, folks. I considered making a stab at a joke, but it was all so obvious as to be rendered dull. Also, kind of mean. I'll leave the nastiness up to yourselves today.

So this week Rumer was blathering about how people make remarks about her "unconventional" looks. It makes her sad, yet she keeps trying for a showbiz career.
Honey. Get a clue. Some people weren't meant to put themselves out there. Yes, I know your parents are mega-famous, and you're just trying to follow in their footsteps. But there are other jobs! Stuff like marine biology, nursing, public relations and investment banking.
So stay in school, stay away from the red carpet and people who tell you that you can have your mom's movie parts, and it'll be okay.
god forbid there were children there with her tits hanging out! even the dog had to look away. this whole photo op just screams "desperation! please look at me!!" though the boobs do kinda distract from the face, so maybe it worked for her??!?
how does such a young person have such saggy boobs?
Boobs aside, the hair's all wrong. She needs to show her eyes [her best feature] and grow a beard [to hide her worst feature].